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Terms of Use
Last updated: 29 October 2026
Scope and operator
These terms govern use of UrinalIQ.com, operated by AHC PRESSBURG s.r.o. The MIUT institutional identity and Professor Sir Alastair P. Pembroke are fictional elements of a satirical entertainment project. There is no affiliation with a real university or accredited research institution.
Current availability
This release introduces the Institute and its methodology and provides a contact form. The assessment, results and certificate generator are not yet available. Descriptions of these features explain the intended future experience and do not promise a release date.
Entertainment, not assessment of real intelligence
Any future Urinal IQ value is a fictional game score. It is not a psychological assessment, diagnosis, clinical result or scientifically validated IQ measure. A commemorative certificate is not an accredited qualification and must not be represented as one.
Acceptable use
You may browse the website for personal or professional interest. Do not attempt to compromise security, send spam or unlawful material, impersonate another person, or overwhelm the correspondence service. You are responsible for the information you submit and must be entitled to share it.
Intellectual property
The website’s original texts, approved imagery and institutional design are protected by applicable intellectual-property law. You may link to the public website. Reproduction or commercial reuse beyond statutory exceptions requires permission. Third-party typefaces remain subject to their respective open-source licences.
Availability and responsibility
We take reasonable care with the website but cannot guarantee uninterrupted availability or that every error will be absent. To the extent permitted by applicable law, we are not responsible for losses arising from reliance on a fictional entertainment score. Nothing here excludes liability that cannot lawfully be excluded, or limits mandatory consumer rights.
Law, contact and changes
Slovak law applies subject to any mandatory protection available to consumers under the law applicable to them. Contact contact@urinaliq.com about these terms or problems with the website. We may update the terms as functionality changes; the date shown identifies the current version.